You can fool all of the people, all of the time.

And that's enough to make a decent living. As long as you live in New York City. That's where, for $1.50 U.S., you can purchase "Tap'd NY. Purified New York City tap water".

That's $1.50. For free tap water.

Did I mention that it's free tap water? For a buck and a half?

If you package, they will come.